Avoid eye contact and hide your valuables: FYBO is here

Despite our best efforts, people actually showed up. If you can’t make it to the Big Ass Breakfast, you can still join us tonight, at Monkey Bottom!

The spark between us

Longtime FYBO sponsor Combustion Cycles knows it’s important to use both proper lubrication and durable protection when things get hot and heavy. That’s why they’ve contributed a huge load of items to FYBO 2020’s raffle.

Continue reading

Size matters

Sausage Bomber

To firmly lay to rest the rumors that FYBO was conceived by twisted scooterists, drenched with innuendo, sponsor Katsu Entertainment has generously contributed copies of its totally-serious blockbuster game, Sausage Bomber to the FYBO raffle. Let your fingers explore below the fold and come with us to learn more.

Continue reading

When you speak of this, and you will, remember: Hindsight is 2020

If there’s one thing FYBO is famous for, it’s the Big Ass Breakfast, at Durty Bull brewery on Saturday morning.

If there’s two things FYBO is famous for, it’s the Big Ass Breakfast and the uh… questionable entertainment options included in our raffle prizes.

As in years’ past, our crack team of prurient pornography procurement professionals ventured to Durham’s finest adult video store and raided the clearance rack.

Follow us down the rabbit hole, for a closer look at some of our raffle prizes…

Continue reading

Things are looking up, chief. FYBO 2020 is happening. (Really)

Big Chief

The FYBO 2020 schedule is still in progress, but here’s a sneak-peek. Be sure to check the Schedule page for the latest info and locations.


7:00 p.m. – The Green Room (1108 Broad Street) Pool, beer, and antics inside, meet and greet your fellow FYBOers…

7:00 p.m. – The Atomic Fern (108 E. Parrish St): Have some drinks at Incriminators President Kevin Slater’s bar! (No emoluments – it’s a blind-drunk trust!) Beer, board games, and antics inside, meet and greet your fellow FYBOers…


10:00 a.m. – Durty Bull Brewery (206 Broadway Street): Incriminators’ Big Ass Breakfast and Scooter/Motorcycle Contest

12:30/1:00p.m. (ish) – Long ride or short ride, your choice!  

5:00 p.m. – Dinner wherever you like – see our restaurant recommendations for Durham’s finest!

8:00 p.m. – Come party at Monkey Bottom Collaborative (609 Trent Dr), Durham – costumes encouraged. Do it.

  • If you don’t have a wristband for a weekend pass and/or just want to come out Saturday night and party with us, admission to FBYO Saturday Night is $10.00


10:00 a.m. – Brunch at Parker and Otis (112 S. Duke St): Plenty of outdoor seating!

Creme Cabaret at FYBO Saturday Night

This just in! Due to everyone submitting fake acts for the talent show (super sad that Puppetry of the Penis was a joke), we actually have no real acts for the talent show, BUT WE CAN DO EVEN BETTER. We’ve got the Creme Cabaret lined up as your entertainment in place of the talent show, a display of burlesque gorgeousness and awesomeness for FYBO Saturday night! DJs start at 8:00 p.m., burlesque show starts at 9:00 p.m., with two sets and DJs during intermission.


“The Forbidden Femme” is the lady with all the class, sass and that ASS! Meka is the producer of the local burlesque show Creme Cabaret which features local talent and burlesque hotties from all over globe! Recently Meka was awarded “Most Classic” at the 2018 Oregon Burlesque Festival.  Since 2011 Meka has been lighting up various festivals from Edmonton, Canada to Como, Italy making stops most recently at the Nashville Burlesque Festival in Tennessee and the Bohemian Burlesque Festival in Prague.


The Twisted Beauty, Dangrrr Doll is a multi-award winning performance artist known for her stunning costumes and unique interpretation of burlesque. Hailed as “high concept” and “defiantly weird” by Burlesque Beat, Dangrrr brings classic beauty combined with pop culture savvy and a shot of rock n’ roll to the stage. This globetrotting bombshell is also the brains behind the high caliber touring nerdlesque production, Comic Con Vixens. Dangrrr was listed in the Top 50 burlesque industry figures of 2014 and 2015.


Inspired by both classic Hollywood starlets and the legendary belly dancers of the Golden Age of Egypt, Katalina casts a glamorous spell with serpentine swaying, graceful gestures, and heart-stopping hips.


emcee extraordinaire, has been singing, dancing and raising money for different charities in Durham, NC since 2010. Her bawdy sense of humor and quick wit has made her a crowd favorite amongst those  who celebrate the ridiculous and she left the rest questioning what the hell just happened. She doesn’t drop her boa around just any crowd and is excited to work with some of the areas most talented burlesque performers.

Viking Axe Throwing Melee on Saturday


This just in! The main stop after our town ride on Saturday afternoon will be Urban Axes – what’s more Viking and badass than throwing axes? There’s also a great bar, fully stocked with beer, so even if you don’t want to throw, you can relax and watch the action. $35 to throw axes, cards only/no cash, pay when you get there – they are ready for us!  Bring your game face, your ID (21 and up), wear closed toe shoes, and don’t be too much of an asshole…

For more information, visit www.urbanaxes.com and don’t forget to register for FYBO!  Early bird registration closes December 1 if you want the lowest registration price.