Viking Axe Throwing Melee on Saturday


This just in! The main stop after our town ride on Saturday afternoon will be Urban Axes – what’s more Viking and badass than throwing axes? There’s also a great bar, fully stocked with beer, so even if you don’t want to throw, you can relax and watch the action. $35 to throw axes, cards only/no cash, pay when you get there – they are ready for us!  Bring your game face, your ID (21 and up), wear closed toe shoes, and don’t be too much of an asshole…

For more information, visit and don’t forget to register for FYBO!  Early bird registration closes December 1 if you want the lowest registration price.


Registration for FYBO Ragnarök is now open!

Early bird registration is open through December 1 – only $15 for our 20th Anniversary rally and another $15 for a tee shirt with our awesome rally logo designed by Dan Smith!  Click here to register!

FYBO 2018 logo

FYBO Ragnarök

This may be the end to end all endings, or it may be an era of new beginnings for the scooter gods…regardless, the Incriminators SC have been at it for almost 20 years and we’re ready to throw a big shindig to celebrate.  Here’s what you need to know right now:

January 18-20, 2019 – put this in your calendar because this is the date, MLK weekend you’re coming to Durham, NC.

August 1, 2018 – registration opens!  You’ll get the early bird rate if you register before December 1 and you’ll have the option of getting a tee shirt with our sweet logo, designed by our newest BFF, Dan Smith!

Start planning your costume for the VIKING PRINCESS CONTEST.

Start practicing your talents, hidden or otherwise, for the Incriminators Talent Show, which will take place on the Saturday night of the rally at The Pinhook.  If you would like to participate, email Laura at with a brief description of your act, your stage/sound/tech requirements, how many people are in your group, and let’s keep these under 5 minutes or we’ll be having some Viking funerals at the end of the night…

We are excited about this year’s plans, more announcements coming and fun stuff is in the works…

Thanks for coming to our shit show!

Another epic FYBO in the books, thanks to everyone who came, rode, put up with our crap, danced like a mofo, and ate breakfast like a champ – see you next year for our 20th Annual Freeze Your Balls Off, mark your calendars for January 18-20, 2019!  We promise it will not be a shit show, it will be extra awesome, so make plans to get yer booties and your scooters here!

Also, if you didn’t get a patch for this year (because they didn’t arrive until after the rally was over), email Incriminator Laura Windley at if you’d like for us to mail you one!  If you live in Richmond or Lynchburg, check with your local club, we mailed out a packet of patches this week.

FYBO Saturday Night at KEVIN’S HOUSE

Kevin is hosting our Saturday night shenanigans with soul DJs Midnite Cowbwoy, Sir Lord Thomas, and Soulful Love – check the Facebook page for Kevin’s address Maybe it won’t be a total shit show…or maybe it will be a great shit show…

Facebook event, so it must be happening…

What say ye? Get yer ass to Durham for the shitshow, the scooter rally that keeps on coming together year after year in spite of ourselves…

We also updated the schedule, only a few details left to iron out!

Freeze Your Balls Off 2018 is in the works…