Thanks for coming to our shit show!

Another epic FYBO in the books, thanks to everyone who came, rode, put up with our crap, danced like a mofo, and ate breakfast like a champ – see you next year for our 20th Annual Freeze Your Balls Off, mark your calendars for January 18-20, 2019!  We promise it will not be a shit show, it will be extra awesome, so make plans to get yer booties and your scooters here!

Also, if you didn’t get a patch for this year (because they didn’t arrive until after the rally was over), email Incriminator Laura Windley at if you’d like for us to mail you one!  If you live in Richmond or Lynchburg, check with your local club, we mailed out a packet of patches this week.


FYBO Saturday Night at KEVIN’S HOUSE

Kevin is hosting our Saturday night shenanigans with soul DJs Midnite Cowbwoy, Sir Lord Thomas, and Soulful Love – check the Facebook page for Kevin’s address Maybe it won’t be a total shit show…or maybe it will be a great shit show…

Facebook event, so it must be happening…

What say ye? Get yer ass to Durham for the shitshow, the scooter rally that keeps on coming together year after year in spite of ourselves…

We also updated the schedule, only a few details left to iron out!

Freeze Your Balls Off 2018 is in the works…


FYBO Saturday Night Dance Party!

All you need to know, get ready to shake it!

Incriminators Midnight Cereal Buffet

We will have your midnight snack needs covered this year, in an homage to late nights of coming home starving and the only/easiest thing you have on hand is cereal.  Maybe this is your life now, we’re not judging.  Feast on an array of cereal classics and milks, sponsored by The Atomic Fern and served at FYBO Saturday Night at The Pinhook.

FYBO 18 goes to college…

Since we’re a half-educated bunch, we thought we’d send our snowperson to college and acquire a taste for craft beers…stay tuned for more FYBO updates!